This just in, Jujube, stage name “Prince Valentine” has been found guilty on all counts of being so fucking perfect

Prince Valentine, a local businessman and model has been recently breaking the internet because of his good looks. Earlier this week a picture of him in the bathroom posing like Spider-Man, broke the internet. Everybody on this planet has seen this man and has been stuck with him like seriously this time, he has more than 35 bitches on HIS dick and that’s a fact. Some say he is a descendant from GOD himself, some say HE IS GOD. I, James Wiggleton believe he IS GOD. I now go to church on Sundays to worship this man and everybody should to. Wiggleton Out.