Strawberry Baguette, found dead in Beverly Hills

โ€œStrawberry Baguette, a National superstar and famous celebrity, was found dead in her house this morning,โ€ says CNN reporter, Hillary Clinton.

According to the forensics team, Baguette had underlying circumstances, called Flop-itis, which caused her to stop breathing for periods of time. However, the initial report had concluded that she was murdered by someone named Rue.