Strange Deity Like Entity Spotted in the Grass

Some sort of god-like entity has been spotted at [___] around three o’clock on Halloween day. Local authorities have been notified and are still active on the scene. This is a quote from the head detective on the scene and the first person to spot this unfathomable being. “OY! No recording the crime scene, Me and my… the rookie have it covered, where’s my pokey?!” This has been very insightful, we will update this story when more information becomes available.