Spina Bifida Proven Fake!

The Spina Bifida Association announced today that they’re admitting that their organizations have been fraudulently collecting funds for a condition that is completely made up. The director, Daniel John Voyes, was asked for a statement, from his government paid power chair that taxpayers have funded over $40,000 for. When asked if he “stands” behind his years of claims, he proceeded to get up, and run away without comment, tripping over a dildo, and banging his head on a metal box full of anal beads.

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