PRESTON RILEYS DICK IS MISSING

preston riley woke up at 9:30 saturday morning on october 30th 2021 and realized he doesn’t have any morning wood so he checked in his pants and claims all he sees is his testicles people say that his dick was limping around H-E-B around 11:00 this morning looking for something spicy to hop in doctors checked his dick and just simply gave him the case of being too horny his dick ran off