Pedophilia is now Legal in the US., Canada, UK, Mexico, and Germany!

Pedophilia has been frowned upon for many years, this disorder even gives its “victims” jail time. Recently, pedophiles also known as “MAP’s” [Minor attracted persons] on twitter have decided that “love is love” and that they deserve to be with who makes them happy; sexually & romantically.

MAP’s have been protesting against and harassing presidents and prime ministers for months because of laws that go against pedophilia. Because of the constant “nagging” the presidents and prime minsters of the US., Canada, UK, Mexico, and Germany have had private conversations about “Making pedophilia legal” which have been leaked.

One day, while intoxicated, Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau, AndrΓ©s Manuel LΓ³pez Obrador, Boris Johnson, and Frank-Walter Steinmeier all legalized pedophilia in their countries and regions causing mixed reviews. They are still yet to “fix” this horrid law.

One young man who goes by the nickname “GC” or, “Glenn” has shockingly been caught attempting to pursue young girls aged 12-13. He hasn’t been arrested by government officials 𝐲𝐞𝐭 which has started riots in the UK. One lad that “GC” thought was his pal stated last night “He was never really a great lad to begin with, he would always pester me with finding young, and peng gyals!”. There was also another person involved in this case named “Laura”.

Laura was great friends with “GC’s” latest victim, and still is. Laura used to constantly attempt to turn “GC’s” victim against her perpetrator in an attempt to save her from his disgusting ways. Luckily for Laura and “GC’s” victim, the victim finally had a change of mind causing them to get “revenge” on that horrid man!