BREAKING NEWS!
Half of Russia’s nuclear arsenal had been ‘accidentally launched in a futile attempt to sort a computer error.’ said a Kremlin spokesperson. At 10:11 BST / GMT on 29/10/21, a team in the underground Kremlin Nuclear Admission were tackling a computer error whilst testing launch keys. The combination set off an unknown amount of short, medium and long range nuclear missiles from around Russia. The destination of these missiles is currently unknown, however across the western world, citizens are being warned, pensioners evacuated and officials being taken to their shelters. More details are to come.
Karl Benjamins, Channel 46 News, Westminister