Doctors within Shanghai have confirmed a new disease called ANU5-98 which has caused several deaths has been confirmed. The disease was previously identified in 1998 after it killed 19 people. Doctor Qui of the University of Shanghai has called it “The Greatest Threat Along with SARS-COV-19, people need to stay inside and keep clean”.
What makes this disease particularly unusual is that it attacks a person’s lower GI Tract causing explosive diarrhea along with projectile vomiting, often at the same time. According to Doctor Qui it is common for people to experience such severe bouts that they defecate out their pants and up through their clothing.
Paired with the existing COVID-19 Pandemic and global supply chain issues, people should expect a massive shortage of toilet paper, resulting in a permanent reduction in toilet paper supplies for the near future.
Doctor Qui is recommending people to stock up on sponges and toilet paper and has said that it is reasonable for people to utilize corn cobs in the United States if necessary to clean their anuses.