My Anus Exploded Wildly At 3AM

So I woke up at around just 2:56am last night and found that my bed was full of shiet. I was wondering was everything was so extremely wet and it was because my anus had taken off on a wild ride of exploding and I couldn’t stop it. I drank my bed dry and went back to sleep only to wake up just 30 minutes later. Turns out the sheit had cycled through me and my bed was now soaking wet again.🙂