Lufkin Teen Madison Watson Found Dead

Tuesday October 25, 2021, 14 year old Madison Watson was found dead in her bathroom mid crap. Reports say she had 4 bean burritos from Taco Bell the night before, and by the time she had woken up, the beans kicked in. There were cameras showing her full sprint to the bathroom, she had barely made it in but she did. Detectives say that within the first hour of her bathroom time, she had literally crapped herself to death. So today, Hudson citizens, I ask you to mourn this sad day with us.