Local Highschooler Sentenced To Death After Claiming “Pineapple Belongs On Pizza”

On October 7th, Kaelyn Eaton made a very controversial (and very wrong) opinion on her pizza topping choices, that will unfortunately, ultimately lead to her death later on today. “Pineapples belong on pizza, and you’re wrong” says a confident and almost dead Kaelyn Eaton after being opposed on her horrific pizza topping choices