CULT OF MORE THAN 350 PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF SOUTH MONICA WALMART

Outside of South Monica Walmart (West Cherry St.), more than 350 people stand outside chanting “Horkels, burning bacons, furny, actionization, now!” Authorities come over later that day–arriving to a few people on the ground dead. “I saw them scattered around…the limbs were all over the place…arms, legs, it was disgusting. I couldn’t stand the sight.” A witness near the area states. Other people said they saw the so-called “cult” standing and doing strange arm movements in sync. “They were all wearing these dark masks. I couldn’t make out any of their faces. It’s real scary, I’m telling you.” Another witness approaches.

The local police argue that the political movement and the congressional stand is influencing these young minds. “They all looked young, some of them teens.” Police Whitney says. It took about three hours for the police to arrest the group. Some, involving the Squid Game, a show on Netflix, blamed as the main reason for this.

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