BREAKING EXCLUSIVE NEWS

ELMON THOMAS THE TRAIN HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF THE MURDER OF GABE ITCH!! GABE ITCH WAS WORKING AT ED SHEERANS RETIREMENT HOME AND ALL THE SUDDEN A SHADOW FIGURE APPROACHED BEHIND HIS HARRY BACK AND HE GOT SLAPPED BY A LONG POLE!!!! WITNESS SANDY CHEEKS SAID THAT GABE ITCH WAS NEVER FOND OF ELMO THOMAS THE TRAIN BUT NEVER THIS SERIOUS. MORE TO COME LATER!!