All Members of BTS Have Successfully Been Kidnapped

After their collab with Coldplay for the song ‘My Universe’, a crazy fangirl by the name of Flora Potterson has kidnapped them. The girl’s mother declined to comment, but she is under investigation by the FBI, so we will have more info. But, the girl’s cousin, Jenna Marvel, has some things to say. “My cousin has always been a strange one. If anyone kidnapped BTS, it would be her.”