vegan teacher peed on a dead frog outside buckingham?!

the vegan teacher peed on a frog outside buckingham palace in 1992 this was just discovered and she is being forced to eat a non vegan sausage on september 25th on saturday she is also being sued for 1090896543134669997532222234455678 pounds ( dollars ) and she is being threw up on while tied up on a wall this is all happening in 2021, when the old hag is still alive