The gays are taking over.

Recently found ancient items suspected of dating back to the 1700’s in a old cave have been found. A mining accident revealed a secret room, a rainbow sword and a rainbow ring have been revealed in a cave in Arizona. The sword has some texts on it that read “For whoever shall wield this sword is the leader of the gays.” After the miners brought the sword out of the cave and examined it closer they realized they made a big mistake, The sword started glowing. and suddenly shattered revealing a small black ball. The miners quickly noticed this small black ball can fit in the center of the rainbow ring. After placing this ball in the ring the ring made a high pitch ringing sound and glowed a rainbow color. One miner decided to wear the ring and his finger started turning rainbow slowly spreading to the rest of his body until he was covered in all rainbow. The miners freaked out, the miner who is wearing the ring suddenly started acting “gay” as the miners said to our interviewers. He started grabbing other miners specifically the same gender as him. and they became infected with this rainbow stuff too, It spread like a virus and is still spreading. The US President Joe Biden. is sending the US army after it to eliminate anyone with this new rainbow virus they call it “The Gay Virus.” we recommended everyone stay inside with all doors shut and locked lock your windows and turn off your lights stay calm and silent. The President has said he expects the army to deal with this quickly before it gets out of hand but until they do stay indoors.