New big foot discovery and threat??

Today on CNN our news reporters got a call from the humane brigan labs and the scientists that work their said these exact words “We were walking through the snow jungle to find new evidence of snow rabbit malfunctions and we found big foot prints and we found big foot? We weren’t sure if it was actually big foot until we got a closer look at the disgusting monster” Well this is it the evidence shown was that big foot was actually a girl?? And she’s there with her mother. The scientists then got found and caught by the hideous monster and said they will bomb America and rob the government if they don’t get out in 7 seconds. Luckily they excaped.