Jews admit Holocaust was fake, will pay back billions in stolen loot

The jig is up, the sky is blue, and the Holocaust was fake. It started with a few stories and then got way out of control, something that can happen to anyone. All it ever was was stories.

“We can’t believe that people were stupid enough to believe it, so we just kind of went with it. I personally escaped from 16 different death camps, and I was born in 1956”, claims Shlomo Kikestein.

“Lampshades, electric floors, dogs with poisonous fangs, what kind of moron would believe this stuff”, he continued.

It has all been chalked up to a big misunderstanding, and Yom Kippur was the perfect time to atone for a legion of lies and slander against the German people.

“Will we continue our obvious lies and subversion? Never again”

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