Evan Sausage Commits Suicide

Today, Evan Sausage was really thinking about his ex-girlfriend, Lia, when he decided that a life without her, was not a life. He decided to commit the worst thing any person could– suicide. He grabbed and dagger from his closet and quickly stabbed himself. After 20 seconds of gasping for breath, he died. Lia was devastated, and tried to bring him back to life, but there was no hope. Yesterday, his funeral was held. His parents are mad at Lia for what happened, but what they didn’t know was that Evan broke up with Lia in the first place. Lia wished that the event of the “break-up” never happened, and that she could see Evan one last time. The event photo is too graphic to mention or show.