COVID Closes Walmarts & Albertsons

Due to the highly contagious variants of the COVID-19 virus spreading throughout Texas, corporate owners, with the assistance of state officials, decided today to shutdown most stores throughout the state of Texas.
Spokesperson for the Texas Attorney General’s office, Harvey Whinecutt, stated that the closings were long overdue. “The continuing sickness running rampant in the state needs to be under control if the state of Texas wants any chance of survival,” said Whinecutt. “Though these measures may seem drastic to many, it’s beyond necessary and within our to do so. Texans must learn to get along without any corporate or government assistance.”