Your mother is a fat ho

Police confirm your mother is a fat hoe when she is caught in a buffet eating all the food. Unfortunately she didn’t just stop at the food. After the food was gone she then proceeded to eat the chairs. When the manager tried to confront her about the situation she ate the manager. When she tried to make a getaway she tripped over her own fat. The police caught her those struggled as they didn’t have a pair of handcuffs big enough for her fat ass arms. In conclusion the police and government are building an entire new prison twice the size of the old one for the sole purpose of containing that big ass mother of yours