Breaking news, August is now official rat month. After a new statement from the prime minister saying, “I just think their cool, we need to bring the fun of Rats back into Australia”.
While many are concerned about COIVD restrictions, doctors say, “well if it’s for the Rats, we guess it should be oki doki”.
The new rules for Rat party’s is now ‘just vibe’ and respecting others sexualitys and genders. The death sentence has been brought back to anyone who refuses to use others correct names/and or Pronouns.
We thankyou to all Australians who participate in this great national month long holiday.