In Wanker’s Corner, Portland, Oregon, a scientist named Bih Jass. Muderfuker discovered a new Covid variant named “Chur”. Residents of Wanker’s Corner have been instructed by local officials to quarantine for about 6 years.
Mayor of Oregon Dick E. Der has made a statement about Chur. “Chur virus will definitely sweep the state, so I remain all of you bitches to stay inside. 27,000 children have already been ripped apart by Chur literally, so stay safe out there. We will not get through this.”
Oregon already had a little over 3000 deaths from COVID-19 prior to Chur, now with over 30,000 deaths. There have also been an estimate of 749,000 more cases reported in Oregon. Every hospital in Portland has been majorly overwhelmed by the surge in cases.
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