By Jane Curtis (UPI) Brooklyn NY
In what would be a first time event
A Brooklyn Mom and Daughter could both become Nobel Prize winners.
Alana Silberg already has a Nobel Peace prize for her work with the residents of Brighton Beach.
Not to be outdone. Her mother Marilyn is also seeking to win a Nobel Peace Prize. For her work with the poor in Westchester, NY
” There are poor people in Westchester. They are just more difficult to find” Said Marilyn about her charitable work. Marilyn added
” My friend Johnny DeGhost has been personally affected”
Marilyn added that he’s sevrerly malnourished” . Mr. Deghost lost his life savings in a bitter divorce.
” People used to call him Fat Bastard” But now at only 240 lbs.
Hes just referred to as The Bastard
Marilyn has personally took up his cause. Even going as far as giving him her mothers valuable bonds.
Her daughter Alana a Nobel Prize winner last year. Is skeptical of her mom. Saying shes jealous that I won. So is making up a cause.
In an effort to win a nobel prize.
” Her fat friend is only poor in comparison to his rich neighbors”.
” Hes just a cheap bastard who is sponging off my love struck mom”
Alana’s comments are in reference to her moms alleged affair with
Mr. Deghost.
My mom is just a horny senior ciizen. Who would do anything for the affection of a man.