Donald Trump Reinstated

Months after the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, the United States house of representatives has decided to remove the pair from office, and reinstate the Trump Pence duo. This decision is interesting and even a little suspicious, following the months of controversy, lawsuits and arguments that surround the election. A mixture of protests and celebrations have erupted across the country after hearing of this never done before act that has now just happened.
“It’s amazing, it’s totally expected, and we’re going to make America great again. This is the biggest event in U.S. history, the most fantastic event, and I might even say it’s better than the Declaration of Independence,” former and now current President Trump comments. However, on the other side of the spectrum is Kamala Harris who is demanding this decision be appealed. “This is an abomination to democracy and the great republic we live in. This is not only an attack against our American system, this is an attack against equality, and a great step forward for racism. We must stand together as Americans and respond to the atrocities that surround us.” Meanwhile, Joe Biden doesn’t seem to understand the gravity of the situation, commenting, “We’re fine, we’ve always been fine, because of us we can win again shortly. I know I’m not worried, and we’re going to destroy, especially China and North Korea, because we have the most gold medals. That’s all for today, and stay tuned for updates on this situation.