Cult expert drones on about yliherne’s new cult

The cult psychologist, currently known as Tuomas Purojärvi, has been seen talking to a camera that the New York Times forgot in his house when they asked him for a statement on the new cult that has arrived, created by alvar yliherne. The reporters who forgot the expensive camera have given us a statement: we are scared to go in there he has been talking about cults forever, we don’t wanna hear any of that. End of statement. This is very concerning we believe that they must send a real psychologist to monitor his state just incase he has become insane.