BREAKING NEWS: Nick Jonas comes out as “πŸ’…”

The music and TV star just came out as a homosexual… When his wife came out as transgender and has surgery performed he said “I feel more attracted to him, I love my husband even more!” But this means that he may automatically become attracted to “Ryan Reynolds” because no gay man can resist Ryan. What does this mean for Chris Evans too? The lesbians don’t notice him (said by Billy Eichner) now the gays won’t ether! Poor Chris! But a little birdy (aka Anthony Mackie) told us about a gay love triangle going on in the mcu! We don’t know who it is but we know there is one! So beyond everything to get everything on point. Chris Evans is sad, Ryan Reynolds is a homosexual fad, The MCU cast has a triad and Nick Jonas’s love for his husband is mad!