Andrew T escaped police custody.

Andrew T, popular person, just escaped police custody near Brookline, MA.
Andrew was caught trying to sell pirated copies of Grand Theft Auto 5 on Reddit and 4Chan. Andrew disguised his identity as Isellstuff69420 and attempted to contact several individuals about his filthy business. Andrew was caught by brave office James P Sullivan after a fistfight that occurred outside his residence. He soon escaped custody by selling copies of Forza Horizon 5 to the police officers and now is in the run. Andrew’s brother Anderson has this to say : “ I always knew he was gonna escape you know what I’m saying. He’s a good guy you know what I’m saying”.
We will keep a lookout for Andrew and update you as time passes.