Youthful Indiana swimmer David is reported to have a “small penis”

High school student David, age 15, is a notoriously bad swimmer. He has been critically panned for his swimming skills even by his own team. David has recently sparked a discussion on body image. Numerous witnesses, both male and female, have spoken out about the Indiana resident. An anonymous source states, “He showed me his penis once, and he kept acting like I was supposed to be impressed. I was like ‘Is this a joke?’ I probably laughed at him a bit too hard, because he pulled him pants up and sort of awkwardly walked away after that. He looked pretty sad.” While some say this is a conversation about body image, bullying, and double standard towards males, the source simply stated, “Nah. It’s just tiny. It looked like a shrimp.” When asked about these claims, the swimmer had this to say: “Dude, it’s not small, ok? Fuck these guys, man. My cock is massive. You wanna see it, dude? You wanna see it? Like, not in a weird way, I mean like for the interview and stuff.” The interviewer declined the offer, as he said it would be against the law and his moral code. The public is still very divided on the size of David’s genitalia. David will be doing a Facebook livestream on Thursday, July 15th where he showcases his penis to prove it is “the hugest thing on the planet.”