Upcoming Luche Libre Dies in Horrific Accident

Luche Libre wrestler Taco Burrito “not so” Nacho (21 1/2) died earlier this afternoon after being involved in an auto accident with his trainer Steve. He is survived by nobody because he could not find love due to his busy schedule with wrestling. His trainer has yet to make a statement and is set to appear on an interview tonight with “el gringo news”.