Santa Clause caught stealing

“We thought that Santa was nice” said the owner of the store. Nicolas angel, aka cheafers was caught stealing extra small condoms. He stole 10 packets and claimed that they were for a girl named “saggy baggys” santa clause was in a chase down with fat ass wanna be drugger, Blayne Richardson. Blayne was arrested for having ten thousand dollars worth of nicotine on him, and claimed that he “ain do shi” chase was sentenced for theft. We have a file of both suspects.