Fatass Bitch Cause Record Shattering Earthquake

A 676 pound female by the name of Maycie Crocker is found dead after causing a record shattering earthquake. You might ask what caused this? Well, she popped her boyfriend, Mason Hallum’s zits and the cream went all in her eyes. In a state of panic, she fell to the ground, causing an earthquake. She was dead on impact and Hallum is on life support. Mason stated that he was devastated that their fortnite relationship ended that way. She “apparently” bought him 4 fortnite skins per week. I call cap. Mason is one horny motherfucker to try to swim in a fat sweaty pussy like that.