Documentary Surrounding Life of Oscar the Grouch To Be Released With NC-17 Rating

The long awaited Chronicles of a Grouch: The Dark Days, which was hailed and scorned by critics alike, will be released into the public domain on Friday with the highest warning to viewers. Despite being known for his role on the beloved children’s show Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch was troubled off set as well as on. The pervasive Grouch that he was on set paled in comparison to his life off the set of Sesame Street, even showing up to a live filming of the show with nondescript stains in his matted fur and a needle dangling from the vein of his right arm, and yet he went on for another six seasons which were, in his own words, due to a lucky score of six kilos of pure Colombian cocaine, which he reportedly spent a years worth of his salary on. Oscar the Grouch went on to be nominated for several Oscars, including best supporting actor and the highest person on set even including the gaffer. When asked what he does today now that there have been no new taping s of Sesame Street for ten years, he replied that he “reads a lot of Bukowski and smokes a ton of weed”. At press time, the infamous grouch was rolling a fat doobie while there were several human women arriving at his palatial cathedralesque mansion in the desert.