BREAKING: Minneapolis Man Transmogrifies Into a Giant Pickle

We have reports that Thomas Coyle, A 24 year old Minneapolis man, has transmogrified into what investigators are saying is a 94 foot tall pickle. As this was happening, a few members of a small crowd of spectators reported that once Coyle transmogrified, he began floating upwards at a slow pace. It looks like he turned into a pickle and floated to the heavens!!! Holy fucking shit! Goongie News reports that my ass is a sin cannon donkey hentai. Elk!