On 16/7/21, Markelyn student Ben S******** caught “spit-roasting” a fellow classmate upon a metal pole.
Both students claim to have enjoyed the experience however charges are now being pressed due to the “vandalism” caused by all their semen sticking to windows of sacred and holy buildings.
The two students were interviewed on the matter;
Ben: F*ck so basically me and split had a bet and the winner got to fuck the loser, so that’s what happened
Interviewer: what was the bet about
Ben: um, we had to each deep throat Danny and the winner was the guy who he most enjoyed
Interviewer: …
Ben: I think we’re done here
The recipient of Ben’s pre-child avalanche was interviewed next;
LÜcar: honestly mate
Interviewer: what do you mean?
LÜcar: I’m actually gonna kill Ben
Interviewer; well we are going to have to write you up for that
LÜcar: IM NOT ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT, JEEZ
Interviewer: what do you think about what happened?
LÜcar; well I enjoyed it and I kind of wanna try it again with Charlie
Interviewer: and of the property vandalism? Do you think it is deserved?
LÜcar: idk but it’s worth it so I don’t care 😘