alexander jelicic and jia yoon caught making wet farts together

today at the kosher pizza entrance in the back of a jewish police car alexander jelicic and jia were sitting there together holding hands in tears. the jewish police were called on them at exactly 10pm shart because they stunk up all of kosher pizza with there wet nasty sharts, the kosher pizza manager ahulio claims that the wet sharts stained there pants so badly that the color was shifting. when they arrived at yhe police station the green lighrs on the jewish police car were so bright it blinded them. alex fot so nervous and shakey his flip flops fell off.