Nikola Jokic Was Named MVP but then the league took it away because he got a flagrant 2 and got ejected

The Joker is very evil and doesn’t deserve MVP so the league smashed it on the ground and broke it. Joker was crying and joined the Brooklyn Nets who don’t have KYRIE or HARDEN. KD is not doing good so he recruited Stephen Curry. When Kyrie joined back to play Steph took his place and Kyrie was on the bench. Kyrie was very sad and retired. Lebron’s name was changed to Leflop. Lebron’s son named Bronny got drafted the 60th selection for the Detroit Pistons. He was named the worst player of all time. Bronny later died in a car crash. Leflop was very sad and had an interview with this guy named Skip. Leflop said that he was the goat but then Jordan came out of nowhere and started talking trash bout him. Then they got into a 1 vs 1 but Jordan was like 70 yrs old and Leflop was 50 so Leflop dunked on Jordan a couple of times. Leflop said that he was the new Space Jam Player and Jordan got really mad. Jordan later put a gallon of hot sauce in Leflops gatorade and Leflop died. Stephen Curry retired. Harden is still injured. KD died because someone dropped popcorn on his head.