Macauley culkin found dead

Macauley was last seen with his best friend Seth green. Yesterday afternoon the whole world found out that Macauley was having affair with Seth green and this morning the maid caught having bum sex but not long after Macauley was having trouble to get his dick out of seths bum hole and when the ambulance arrive they were told that Macauley’s dick had be chopped off, but the paramedics said that he will be okay, so they chopped off his dick and little did they know they cut a artery and Macauley died within minutes while laying next Seth green.