Local player banned from sports

In new news, local baseball player will Wright was banned from all sporting activities. Will was caught with multiple pounds of various drugs. The first lead the police had was that no sober person is dumb enough to in fact fail 5th grade. They looked in the archives and found this picture of will where you can tell he is not normal. Professionals have antalized the picture and found he was high even as a baby. He has recently been sent to a rehab center and will be there for 6-8 weeks