Joe Glascott Found Dead, Age 31

Joe Glascott, owner of famous company FagInc, has died aged 31. The cause of death is yet to be confirmed, but speculation is that he died due to arson starting in his hair. His hair looked normal, but in the past it was on fire. Luckily, dyes stopped this fire appearance but they do not change the genetics. We are all deeply saddened by his death, and hope that the LGBT rights activist can find peace in the Heaven and the Hell. Most likely Hell since he is a gay.