Famous Youtuber Carson “CallMeCarson” King Found Dead in His San Diego Home

Carson King was loved by many fans all over the internet. On June 24th at approximately 4 A.M. EST he had fatally shot himself in the head. His career taking off in 2019 sent him and all of his associated partners onto the screens of many.

“Carson was like a brother to me. We kissed each other goodnight, we even did the spaghetti dog thing where you like, eat the noodle and end in us kissing. Which is a very, very inefficient way to eat spaghetti. It take so long to eat all of the noodles. Not only that but you can’t really eat the meatballs or anything either.”
-Gayschlatt

“AAAAAAAAA!”
– Spunbung Sqornkbank

The reason for Carson’s suicide is unknown, though it is speculated to be because his dumpy was too phat. Another source states that he suffered from ligma (balls goteem)