BREAKING: 5 YO WHO STOLE FOOTAGE IDENTIFIED

The 15 year old boy from Grants Pass, OR has been identified as Maddox Bresley. Reports have just come in that the boy’s mom emailed CNN licensing after looking at his browsing history. Police then tracked the email down and found the boy and took him into custody. He has been accused of 4 counts of online piracy. The “Ball Family Members” have still not been identified but police decided to not press charges against them. The boy’s trial is scheduled for this Wednesday and will be broadcast live on JBC Television.