12:06 PM PST
London
This is a breaking story
According to Channel46news affiliate Yliherne Broadcasting this universe is coming to its end this Sunday. Sources confirmed that due to the instability created in this parallel universe by the death of its focal point, Alvar Yliherne, the universe will be ending in a massive supernova. To celebrate the end of this fiasco lets take a look at the history of this universe.
The beginning of the end started when against all odds mr. Alvar Yliherne, an obscure boy from Helsinki, Finland won the Nobel peace prize. This bizzare event started a chain reaction leading to a parallel universe which saw the term of president Yliherne.
We at Channel46news thank you for sticking with us all this time. Through the scenes at the General Assembly, to the Cheeto overdose and we’re sad itll soon be over. (This is the part where we say something ceremonial in another language but Jared is out today who was the go-to guy for that kind of stuff so we’ll just end it here.)