Vaping cum can make you pregert

Are you fear of pregert? Does baby fear prevail your mind? Do not vapecum. 9/11 experts agree, vapecum can cause spurious child. Baby can make baby noise, smell of baby, and create baby related situation. Do not vape cum unless wearing a con dam, do not if premarital sex. Those religious may not apply. May not return baby to vape store, raise until stops screaming and send post marked to baby tournament to find king baby. Do not vapecum.