The FDA officially bans all coffee from the U.S due to an increase in obesity rates

The FDA has officially banned all coffee from the U.S due to obesity rates going up and other health issues. Coffee increases your risk for heart disease and cancer, and people have been consuming more than the recommended amount for the past year. It has come to our attention that coffee has increased the number of obese people too, and actions will be taken and formally announced on June 14.