Studies show Ethan has a harem; and its quite larger than youd expect.

Recently, after extensive research on this topic, scientists have found that the student that goes by the name Ethan, does, in fact, have a harem. Multiple scientists from Oxford and MIT recently conducted research and found that 95% of girls that were within 30 miles from Ethan fell under a trance from his sheer presence. Girls beyond that 30 miles were noted to feel ‘butterflies in their stomach and a sudden urge to buy a maid dress’ a professor wrote. “This phenomenon is incredibly extraordinary and defies all fundamental laws of science” Mike Cockslong, an English professor stationed at Stanford says. It even works against fictional characters. He believes this must have stemmed from Ethan’s addiction to hentai and sus ln’s from Barnes and Nobles. The bigger unanswered question is the number of people in Ethan’s harem. Multiple national private agencies have all partnered together but there was little to no success and the number was far too large to calculate on molecular standards.