The once widely known and extremely popular Olivia Rodrigo was found dead last night in her home. The police claim it was a murder, but fans seem to think it was suicide due to the lyrics used in Olivia’s songs.
“She was like a McDonalds cheeseburger”, her parents say, “crusty, dry, and wanting to die.”
This tragedy is one the world will never forget. Out of love, the people have provided a ritual to bring back Olivia by playing her song “Drivers License” over and over again in a circle. The fans would sing it together in an eery way, and the police are getting concerned. So, everyone who has done the ritual has been put into jail. There is now a new law stating that all of Rodrigo’s songs are banned in the US.
Goodbye, Olivia.