Miranda Cooper found alive!!

MIRANDA COOPER FOUND ALIVE AFTER PRETENDING TO BE DEAD WHEN SHOOTERS SHOT AT HER:
After her clucking ordeal, Miranda Cooper has reported to officials that she was only found after her shooting ordeal at a a KFC factory. A worker found her pink nail and wig in the gravy machine and then later heard her singing to Ariana Grandes ‘break free’ which broke the machine and that’s when workers became aware that something was terribly wrong. The KFC chain has reported that nothing seemed out of the ordinary that day and many of the factory workers have reported that she just looked like a plump chicken with longer nubbies than the rest of the herd but they and the large fan base are thankful that she is alive and her nubbies can flap again!!