Man Finds Bob Marley To Be Alive

31 year old David Chutney was finishing up work at Brew Works And Beyond when an older man with dreads who looked of the jamaican ethnicity walked in 23 seconds before closing time. David Chutney had told him to piss off a few times as he wasnt in a good mood after his dog had just drank the milk in his milo cereal that morning and then shat on his white couch but the man got out his Samsung J1 and started playing the world renound song: ‘Don’t worry, Be happy’. David Chutney then realised it was the famous Bob Marley trying to buy a Rick and Morty bong and minutes later he posted a story on instagram of himself and Bob Marley ripping fatty cones in the backroom. This caught the medias attention fastly and after both were posted on Bongs’r’us they were both reported to the police. It is told that Bob Marley is getting shipped home to jamaica in a banana crate and David Chutney was 32 not 30.