What my dodo dad does

One time I was with my father and he went to go dodo. Next he hates my cat pryia and calls my other cybertooth. He farts in bed so LOUD I can hear from my room. Next he try’s to make me eat something nasty called keto. Then he says that my grandpa and gramma give us too much food. Last but not least my dad eats the keto. 🤢🤮